Guess what? I have PINK EYE. Yes, that would be viral conjunctivitis. This is just ridiculous.... pink eye to me is a disease you get when you're in first grade and the snotty kid at the next desk fails to stay home and get well. Not something that lays me out and makes my boss send me home from work 'cause I'm going to get all the customers sick and be the cause of several hefty lawsuits against the restaurant.
It really fuckin' hurts. As if my eyes don't ALREADY give me enough trouble. I'm half-blind as it is, folks, so thanks so much for gumming shut my good eye!

It's official. The Irony Gods have WAY more fun than I do with my life.
Mostly I'm just bored right now. Gotta find something to do with my time. Someone to talk to... I really need friends. That's the bitch here, really.... all my friends went away to college and so now when the roomie goes out to parties I sit alone in the apartment and wish that I EVER, at ALL, did anything social, with anyone. But there's no one to do social things with, really... I mean, it sounds like hyperbole on my part to say I have no friends, but really by and large it's true: I have NO friends. They're all in other states.
But aside from the freeform bitching, I'm not too depressed about it right now. Just want my damned eye to start behaving itself.